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Saturday, September 17, 2011

WTF????

     In response to President Barack Obama’s State of the Union address earlier this year, former Alaska GOP Gov. Sarah Palin said, “There were a lot of WTF moments throughout that speech.” Her comment drew strong reactions from friends and enemies alike. Although she explained that, to her, “WTF” meant “Winning the Future,” many were still appalled.
     Today’s blog includes a list of popular text and chat shortcuts.  Beware!  Some of the abbreviations on this list may be offensive. If you read with sensitive eyes, you might want to stop here.  However, I encourage parents and teachers to become familiar with these abbreviations.  Should you ever come across your child's or student's online activity, it helps to know the meaning of those cryptic texts and Tweets.
AFT     About F**king Time
AMF    Audios Mother F**ker
B/C      Because
BF       Boyfriend Or Best Friend
BOB    Battery Operated Boyfriend
BTW    By The Way
CBB    Can't Be Bothered
CYA    Cover Your Ass
CMA   Cover My Ass
CRS     Can't Remember Sh**
CTFO  Come The F**k On
CU       Cracking Up
DGAD  Don't Give A Damn
DWS    Driving While Stupid
E2HO  Each To His Own
EMA    E-mail Address
EOD    End Of Discussion
FAB    Fat Ass B*tch
FAY    F**k All Y'all
FIIK   F**k If I Know
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FSR     For Some Reason
FTR     For The Record
FWB    Friends With Benefits
GAL    Get A Life
GBH    Great Big Hug
GFY    Good For You -or- Go F**k Yourself
GGN    Gotta Go Now
GTSY  Glad To See You
HAK    Hugs And Kisses
HB       Happy Birthday
HTH    Hope This Helps
IASR    In A Serious Relationship
INI      Intercourse and Inebriation
ICW     I Can't Wait
IDC      I Don't Care
IDGAF I Don't Give A F**k
IDK      I Don't Know
JC        Just Curious
JFH     Just F**k Her (or Him)
JK       Just Kidding
KK      Kiss Kiss
KMY   Kiss My Ass
KMBA Kiss My Black Ass
JO        Jump Off -or- Jack Off
LOL     Laugh Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love
LOML Love Of My Life
MBN   Must Be Nice
MRA   Moving Right Along
MTF    More to Follow
N1        Nice One
NADT   Not A Damn Thing
NUFF   Enough said
OIC      Oh, I See
OTL     Out To Lunch
PB       Potty Break
PFM    Pretty F**king Mean
PITA    Pain In The Ass
PLZ     Please
QYB    Quit Your Bitching
ROFL  Rolling On The Floor Laughing
S2U     Same To You
SAIA   Stupid Asses In Action
SBT     Sorry About That
SH       Shit Happens
SIT      Stay In Touch
STFU   Shut The F**k Up
SMB    Suck My Balls
SO       Significant Other
TB      Titty Bar
TLC    Tender Loving Care
TPT     Trailor Park Trash
UTM   You Tell Me
WAFB  What A F**king Bitch
WAG    Wild Ass Guess
WDYS  What Did You Say?
WU       What's Up?
WUWH Wish You Were Here
YBF     You've Been F**ked
YFA     You F**king Asshole
YFB     You F**king B**ch
YOYO You’re On Your Own
YTB     You’re The Best
YW      You’re welcome
YSW   Yea sure, whatever

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2 comments:

  1. My friend and I often use GTFOH=Get The F**k Outta Here. My cousin was asking for a list like this last week. I will definitely pass it on to her.

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